The title does not contain a typo; Our friend Amiee has her birthday in January, hates it, and has instead claimed the whole month. It’s not a bad idea. I’d do it myself, except my birthday is rad, and it’s impossible to make a passable portmanteau with “Matt” and “September.” I tried to edit these down to bare essentials, but I got to this number, and my wife was like “Just publish them all,” and I was like, OK, wife, you are right. People do like looking at pictures.
